While visions of sugarplums danced in their heads...
In MY head, I'd drawn up a killer sludge manifesto on how to spend your Christmas, slugging to obscure metal covers and licking candy canes to pointy spines.
Then I realized I should do some Christmas shopping. My kids are hoping to open chainsaws and kittens in roughly four hours, and I'm scrambling. Problem is, I don't take Christmas seriously enough. Fortunately, neither did Type O Negative.
Go love your family this holiday, but not before loving this animation to Type O's bleak yuletide perspective. Sunday Sludge returns 1/1/12. Why? Because my kids are fucking crazy, that's why!