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Sunday, May 25, 2008

Assrockers Return

From Assrockers:

Admit it.

You`ve missed us. You and your sorely-in-need-of-a-rocking ass. Well dry your eyes and grab your tightest denim, there`s live Assrock`n`roll to be had!

June 6, 2008: Washington, DC – The Red and the Black (1212 H Street, NE)
9:00 pm doors, $8
Info/directons: redandblackbar.com

We`ve got a host of new, factually accurate, and well researched killer tunes that we`re itching to play out live. The subject matter will blow your mind...

S&M, The Battle of Hastings, Bible Stories, Extended Family Time at Minimum Security Prisons, The State of California... I`ve already said too much.

Ah, what the hell! Check out the greatest song we`ve ever done about the perils of bondage - “Safeword” - right now on our MySpace page.

Finally, when JJ Rod left the Assrock fold to head West, the remaining bandmates were at a loss. Who would fill his giant shoes? Who would sport his sexy moves? Most importantly, who would play bass in Assrockers?

Well the Gods of Rock smiled benevolently on Team Assrock when local music legend, former Hidden Hand bassist, and much sought after rock producer Bruce Falkinburg expressed an interestin the A*Rock challenge.

Falkinburg, heretofore known by his Assrock name "Damone," has already made a bass-tastic impact on the band`s trademark sound. As far as the sexy moves go, you will have to come to the show on June 6 at The Red and The Black to see for yourself.

Rock on beloved fans of Assrock! We`ll see you soon!

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