Sunday, December 25, 2011

Merry Christmas from Heavy Planet!

While visions of sugarplums danced in their heads...

In MY head, I'd drawn up a killer sludge manifesto on how to spend your Christmas, slugging to obscure metal covers and licking candy canes to pointy spines.

Then I realized I should do some Christmas shopping. My kids are hoping to open chainsaws and kittens in roughly four hours, and I'm scrambling. Problem is, I don't take Christmas seriously enough. Fortunately, neither did Type O Negative.

Go love your family this holiday, but not before loving this animation to Type O's bleak yuletide perspective. Sunday Sludge returns 1/1/12. Why? Because my kids are fucking crazy, that's why!

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